Planescape - Blood War
Welcome to the Campaign
Listen here cutter,
Since time began the Baatezu fought the Tanar’ri, and they will continue to spill blood until the end of time. No one will be spared.
How do we stop it? Well we don’t! This is a most profitable opportunity and we intend to keep business running for a very long time. But it’s not all bad as you can see in paragraphs 8 and 11. Can’t read? Don’t worry! Just sign here and I’ll find you a great opportunity to grow power and wealth beyond your wildest imagination! Of course you can trust me, I’m an impartial third party.
-Jakyth the Arcanoloth